Madonna’s Apples

Madonna's apples

CNN broke a story over the weekend about a woman who has  had to copyright her breasts in response to revenge porn.

It seems that she enjoyed a long distance relationship and sent her significant other ‘selfies’ that would perhaps be best described as compromising. When the relationship petered out, she was aghast to discover that her significant other had uploaded the pictures to the Internet and they had gone viral.

Apparently, the constitutional right of ‘Freedom of Speech’ under the US Constitution may over-ride rights to privacy. The legal advice she got was to copyright the images.

Now, as the photographer of the selfies, she has rights in the image. If her boyfriend had photographed her, she would not have these rights. Copyright is automatic under International treaty, but to enforce in the US, registration is required. She dutifully, uploaded a hundred or so images to the Library of Congress, where apparently, the images are catalogued but restricted, so only one filing clerk there has seen the images.

Here is the problem. Let’s assume that Ms ‘Hozer B’Tzniyut’ discovers a compromising image on a website. She get’s a lawyer to send a Cease & Desist letter. The site owner may request proof, and will then be sent the full book of pictures. Now, whereas the individual image may come down, the others may be posted elsewhere. Very difficult to work out who has uploaded and to where. Oh, and there are video clips as well.

Madonna, who has an interest in Kabbala, has published a retelling of a story by the Hassidic Master, the Baal Shem Tov, comparing retracting libel and slander with ripping open a pillow on a hill top on  a blustery day, and then trying to collect all the feathers. If Esther Madonna ever decides to try to remove compromising pictures of herself from the Internet, she will discover that the problems are similar.

There is probably a moral in this story somewhere….

Talking of modesty, I was somewhat appalled to hear the opening item on the Mid Day News on Israel National Remembrance Day that a headmaster of a Convent School  Ulpana had invited ex-students now serving in the army to attend the school’s remembrance ceremony, and since they turned up in uniform, wearing trousers, that he asked them not to attend. This story was worrying for a number of reasons. The fact that it got on the news means that the headmaster was set up, and should have known better. The girl soldiers could, however, have worn a skirt uniform. That said, the impressionable school girls are presumably aware both of the school’s policy and of the fact that after leaving school, some girls young women may, nevertheless, wear slacks.

Travelling home for the Independence Day Celebrations, just after hearing this storm in a tea-cup, I picked up a hitch-hiker by Eli. the hitch-hiker teaches in the religious, pre-army program in Eli. He felt that the headmaster was right and and that there was an issue of modesty. I countered that it was an issue of fashion. He noted that one can see the shape a woman’s lower anatomy if she is wearing slacks. I was tempted to point out that he was wearing trousers and one could see the shape of his lower anatomy as well.  He could, of course, wear the dishdash (also referred to as dish-dasha or even gandoora, gandurah or even tawb or taub), the long white robe favoured by our Moslem cousins in the villages around Eli, or Begged Ivri, the style of dress of 2000 years ago, worn by actors playing Jews in films about Masada and the Crucifixion, like Ben Hur, Life of Brian, etc. In other words, clothing is far more about fashion than modesty.

Proverbs 30: 18-19:  “There are three things which are too wonderful for me, Four which I do not understand: The way of an eagle in the sky, The way of a serpent on a rock, The way of a ship in the middle of the sea, And the way of a man with a maid“.

What these verses mean, is that there are things that don’t leave a trace.

In the picture of Madonna above, with her sheitel like haircut and long sleeves, she looks more like a balabusta than like a Sem girl Like a Virgin.

Whilst watching the Ceremony distributing the Israel Prize to notable worthies the following day, I noted that the one female honoree, and also the President of the Supreme Court, Miriam Naor, in her official capacity, representing the Israel Legal System, both chose to wear slacks. This is fairly conclusive proof that slacks for women are an issue of fashion and not modesty.

Then again, bugger it! As the Honorable Miriam Naor walked away from the camera, I remembered, Mr Bumble’s famous saying, “the Law is an Ass.”

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